Larocque Files 4

Hello and welcome to the LaRocque Files. My name is Joey LaRocque. This will be a column where I bring up current events and maybe start some rumors in Slam All-Star Wrestling!

December 17th 2006
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The Larocque files is back with the latest in Slam All-Star Wrestling!

The big news is right on the home page. "The Final Encounter!" Maxx Burton and Drake Evans face for the last time. The match will be a Lumberjack Match for the S.A.W. Heavyweight Championship. These 2 men have faced on 3 other occassions and eventhough each match ended with a victor, to these men there has been no final winner. January 13th will be it. One will walk out the Heavyweight Champion and settle the score.

HEAT (Shane Alden and Eric"Virus" Alden) have to be on the look out as they are the hunted now. Fresh off the heels of their MTV True Life episode, the battling brothers have shown their unity since winning the S.A.W. Tag Team titles from Divine Diversity. The Northern Studd and The Bull want a rematch. But also, teams like High 5, Daniels/Peak, The Vachons and others are gunning for the gold.

Franz Roddy, Undefeated S.A.W. T.V. Champion. The Austrian Battler is looking for his next challenge. Since June 10th, when he won the title, men like Shockwave, Chris Envy and Michael Monroe have all tried and failed at defeating him. Who will be next to get the shot? Lenn Oddity, Angel, The Northern Studd, who?

Slam All-Star Wrestling will be announcing a return date to the city of Rutland, VT very soon.

Congratulations to all those that received end of the year awards for 2006 but we have some un-official awards right here.

Stipulation of the Year: "Big Bag of Fun Match"

Finisher of the Year: Drake Evans's "Tiger Driver '91"

Best Interview: Maxx Burton

Most Missed: TIE Marcus Hall/Bubba Franklin

Budweiser's and Marlboro's least favorite wrestler: Ian Daniels

"March of the Penguins" biggest critic: Lenn Oddity

Switch of the Year: Miss Montgomery going from Cheerleader to Punk School Girl.

Most likely to give you cavities: The Candyman

Austria's Wrestler of the Century: Franz Roddy

Austria's Manager of the Century: Hanz

Most Vicious Competitor: Vigo

Best Legs: Alexzandra

Best Hair: J.P. Black

Best Foreigh Object: Tim Dog St. Pierre's briefcase

Best Boots: TIE High 5 and Barbie

Best Face Paint: Shockwave

Best Ring Attire: Angel

Best Entrace Music: Michael Monroe

Most Likely to Interfere: Yvonna Leach

Congratulations to these un-official winners.

Thanks most of all to the fans who have supported Slam All-Star Wrestling after 3 years. Here's to a great 2006 and here's to a better 2007.

Happy Holidays from all of us.

This is Joey LaRocque reporting.