Hello
and welcome to the LaRocque Files. My name is
Joey LaRocque. This will be a column where I
bring up current events and maybe start some
rumors in Slam All-Star Wrestling!
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June 31st
2006
1) Maxx Burton scews over Drake Evans!
Back on July 8th, the humiliating loss of the
Heavyweight title to The Candyman by Evans was no
accident. Burton calls it payback for Drake
stabbing him in the back. Evans is none-to-happy
with his former tag partner. But in my opinion,
Drake has used his influence on the Commissioner,
Dick Willard, enough to protect him and save him
several times. I'd call it justice. |
| 2) The
crusierweight division seems to have exploded in
S.A.W. New feaces like Nero, Maniac Martin, Marco
Mack and Chris Envy have lit the division on
fire. Angel is another man who is making a name
for himself. Nocture, the S.A.W. Cruiserweight
Champion, better be ready. |
| 3)
First ever Women's Bunkhouse Brawl in S.A.W.
Alexzandra's and Demonica's never ending saga
looks like it might end in this match on August
19th. They have faced twice before and both times
the ladies left battered and bruised. The
undisputed Queen of Vermont, as well as the
S.A.W. Women's Championship, will be decided in
this one. You don't want to miss it. |
| 4) Who
can beat Franz Roddy? The answer......no one! He
is unstoppable. Since his debut in the company,
there is not a man alive who can pin the
shoulders of the young Austrian to the mat. The
S.A.W. Television title may be around his waist
for a long time. |
| 5) Miss
Montgomery has left the pom-poms at home and has
changed up her image. Since she took to the side
of "Tattooed Ugly" Lenn Oddity, the
young valet has adapted a more alternative look.
Could it be the spoons? |
| 6)
Rumors are circulating that a wrestler from Texas
is in negotiations with S.A.W. But what's that?
It's not J.P. black? Who then? |
| 7)
Shane Alden & Virus, the team known as HEAT,
have been named the No. 1 Contenders to the Tag
Team titles. I'm sure Divine Diversity, The
Northern Studd and The Bull, are more than ready
for the challenge. |
| 8)
S.A.W. welcomes Guilluame Desade. Although his
welcome may run out with his sadistic nature and
his utter disdain for the fans. His debut match
against Maxx Burton back on July 8th definitely
turned some heads. |
| 9)
Where has the Green Mountain Grappler been? For
that matter where are El Chango, Aftershock and
the Metal Mercenary? Did S.A.W. lose their masked
men contracts? |
| 10)
Don't miss out on the Franklin County Face Off on
Saturday, August the 5th with 2 shows at 2pm and
5 pm. Admission is free with admission to the
Field Days event. Then don't miss the
"August Extravagana!" Saturday, August
19th at the Highgate Sports Arena. |
| 11)
Slam All-Star Wrestling will be celebrating it's
3rd year anniversary in September. There has
never been a promotion in the State of Vermont
that has run more often and more consistanly then
S.A.W. Here's to many more for the top company in
the Green Mountain state. |
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